FRANCIS RISSOLE
Lead vocals, guitar and a stomp box with a mind of its own. Francis provides the stand up comedy when Rick breaks a string.   He also provides the stand up comedy when Rick doesn't break a string. OK let's face it, he provides the laughs just by being there and standing up . . . .

RICK PROFIT
Lead guitar and backing vocals. In dim lighting
Rick looks almost indistinguishable from Gayle Tuesday - and that's just from the neck down!

ALAN TADCASTER
Bass guitar, backing vocals and big hair. Alan is responsible for the low rumblings. Keeps a spare G-string in his gig bag (as well as an A-string, a D-string and an E-string)
  'Tadcasters screaming fan club' is always looking for new members....

JOHN CODSWALLOP
Drums. Big drums, little
drums, you name it and
John will hit it. Quiet by
nature you can only tell
when he's wound up
about something by
the fact that the drum
sound gets louder. . . .

ANDY BONE
Keyboards. A new addition and too talented by far. Passed his grade 8 at the age of 13, then gave up classical music in favour of synthesisers and rock music. Loves Quo and
even has a
signed tele!

PAT SPARKS
A genius on the lighting desk Pat makes sure we work up a sweat by baking us in kilowatts of light and heat finished off with a light seasoning of tutti-frutti flavoured smoke. Also a big help on the organisational side of things.